Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

More Than Words

20 October 2011

You know I used to love love love love Early Grey milk tea (even before milk tea became cool, or whatever). It was like heaven in a mug, or like all the goodness in the world. I used to love it so much... until I tried taking my life by overdosing.

I'm not sure you know but I'm not capable of swallowing pills, capsules or tablets, so I usually have to open them or crush them - which I did. I put about 30 in my drink, in my Earl Grey milk tea. I wanted the last thing I take to be something I love, something that made me happy. You could see the particles floating around. It smelled and tasted awful. It was terrible and I felt terrible, but nevertheless, I was detemined to take my own life. I think I drank halfway through it before I felt like seriously vomiting.

Obviously, I failed and needless to say, Earl Grey milk tea has never tasted the same after that.